Good morrrnin', buckos! Today I might become an aunt, so 'tis an excitin' day ferrr me! Also, me bike rrride t' man the deckie tookie me less time than I expected, so that tharrrwas good, and a bottle of rum!
(Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. If you're looking for a silly way to waste time today, check out this Learn to Talk Like a Pirate translator.)
Have a grrreat day, buckos!
I hope ye be doin' well!